Ok last one sorry

He whines and comes looking for you with his toy of choice when he wants to play

Some mornings I wake up covered in toys because he failed to wake me haha

STILL SIDEWAYS SRY

SORRY THIS IS SIDEWAYS

My boyfriend is magnificent

my boyfriend still fine as ever

Anonymous asked: How much does Kafka weigh? What breed? C:

I should make a kafka profile on my about page rofl I get this question frequently… he’s half maine coon half domestic long hair, and I THINK his diet was a success and he is currently healthily weighted at around 12lbs or so?

joodlez asked: I have a crush on Kafka

that is the correct response to his beastly handsome pheromones

kafka and fish.jpg
kafka staring.jpg

mom your filenames are as brilliant as ever

(*´∀`*)

first photo: got you.jpg, last photo: kafka the lion.jpg

mom why

disceel asked: Lawn!! I know this is out of nowhere, but Kafka is so adorable! You should.. post kitten pictures of him, if you have any.. *A*♥

Here you go!!

my mom told me her friend took her to A&F for the first time, I asked her if she saw any topless dudes, one thing led to another and here’s kafka foiling my parents’ attempts at making him a A&F model

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