Anonymous asked: How much does Kafka weigh? What breed? C:

I should make a kafka profile on my about page rofl I get this question frequently… he’s half maine coon half domestic long hair, and I THINK his diet was a success and he is currently healthily weighted at around 12lbs or so?

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joodlez asked: I have a crush on Kafka

that is the correct response to his beastly handsome pheromones

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kafka and fish.jpg
kafka staring.jpg

mom your filenames are as brilliant as ever

#kafka #mom's brilliant file names 

(*´∀｀*)

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first photo: got you.jpg, last photo: kafka the lion.jpg

mom why

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disceel asked: Lawn!! I know this is out of nowhere, but Kafka is so adorable! You should.. post kitten pictures of him, if you have any.. *A*♥

Here you go!!

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my mom told me her friend took her to A&F for the first time, I asked her if she saw any topless dudes, one thing led to another and here’s kafka foiling my parents’ attempts at making him a A&F model

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webcamming with my cat

he is perfect

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omg my cat is a beast compared to most other cats

New back-yard cat and a very unhappy kafka. He is always trying to pick fights with the outdoor cats that come by.  Already broke a screen or two while trying to tackle the front-yard cat.

#delete later #kafka 

ubuububububuubuu kafuka

been asking the family for photos of him everyday

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UBUBUUBBUUBBUBUUUBUBUUUU

#kafka #zakki 
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